1-1/2 hours = 1/4 done. This will take no time at all. Which makes me ask myself: 'Why the HELL didn't you write this paper sooner ( Read more... )

Jen's been baking ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT and she's yelling at the fridge for not having the right ingredients and yelling at Dennis for shaking the oven and microwave and basically being hilarious ( Read more... )

You Passed 8th Grade Science
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Tagged by the lovely spikesloveslave:

Rules: List 5 weird habits that you have and then choose the next 5 people to be tagged.1. I recycle to the point of insanity. Tiny itty bitty scraps of paper? Recycling. Parts of my deodorant stick that are recyclable? Taken apart and disposed of properly. It's like an obsession ( Read more... )

Ever since we moved into the apartment, weird things have been happening. Like Jen seeing a man on our balcony (which I honestly don't believe was a real man, especially given all the other weird things), hearing someone unlock the door, enter, and toss their keys onto the table, but when I go out to check there's no one there, doors slamming shut ( Read more... )